Soooo...it's kinda sick...but I ate out EVERY SINGLE NIGHT this week. Do you love it? Yea, I kinda thought it was not super attractive myself. Ugh, someone do me a favor and sign me up for the next season of
Biggest Loser!!! Well, what's done is done. Which is why I am vowing to go on a PICKLE DIET this week. Like SERIOUSLY - I am eating PICKLES for dinner. God's answer to a low calorie snack that isn't made out of air or water. I don't care if I die of a sodium overdose - at least I'll be on the ROAD TO SKINNY, b*tches!!!
So with that - I am going to write a MASSIVE (but brief) week in review post before I retire from restaurant-ing for the next few days. Don't miss me too much.
Monday:
Dovetail (see previous post)
Tuesday:
SouenEating a macrobiotic diet is super complicated because it's all about balancing the yin's and yang's of your food intake. In order to classify the yin or yang-like nature of a food, you compare it against brown rice - which is considered the closest to ultimate balance between yin and yang. Having to first categorize and then mix-and-match all of my foods seems so time-consuming that I would sooner simply not eat.
Good thing Souen does the work for you! A macrobiotic gem in my neighborhood - the food is tasty, homey, down-to-earth, and most importantly, BALANCED. It makes the secret to prolonging my life just a little less out of reach and in a super yummy way.

We started with the specials appetizer of brussels sprouts with peanut sauce.

I decided to go with the Inspired Vegetable Curry with extra tofu - a wonderful medley of mushy broccoli, cauliflower, squash, white mushrooms, snowpeas, and onions in a homemade mild curry, tumeric, and ginger root sauce. I love eating rice with vegetables that have turned into mush. Each bite of this dish seemed to transport me closer to VITALITY. Not really, but it's good to feel safe about what you are putting into your body.

For dessert, the New York Tofu Cheesecake Pie - simply horrendous. Like other "tofu cheesecake" pies that have tried to trick me before. Cutting a hunk of tofu into a pie-like wedge DOES NOT MAKE IT PIE. Grr.

Thank goodness we also ordered the Cocoa Creamy Parfait - cocoa mousse with vanilla soy cream and granola. A nice pudding consistency and chocolate-y flavor for a vegan dessert.
Wednesday:
Blue Ribbon Bakery
I can't believe it's taken me this long to finally check out the Blue Ribbon restaurant that is diagonal from my apartment. And now that I have seen and conquered - I am concerned about my future as a SKINNY B*TCH.

I started with the Roasted Red Pepper and Cacio de Roma crostini. Fluffy pieces of toast topped with peppers and cheese...reminded me of mini pizzas. Yummo!

I ordered the Grilled Striped Bass for my main course (sorry for the AWFUL image - it was so dark!!). It sat atop a medley of butternut squash, cabbage, and sauteed lentils and was served with a side salad of arugula. The dish leaned towards the heavy side due to the white wine-cream sauce but I thought the dish was rather tasty.

And finally - the Chocolate Chip Bread Pudding. MMM. There is nothing fantastically unique about this dessert - just brioche bread toasted, topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and doused with an excessive amount of hot fudge sauce. Simply sweet and delicious.
Thursday:
Menkui-tei and
Momofuku Milk BarBefore meeting my Hawaiian friend for dinner, it was only natural that I brush up on my
pidgin slang. Ono - great. Grinds - food. And great food is the what K and I tend to find ourselves eating when we are together! The best thing about dining with K is that he knows how to eat well
on the CHEAP. He got me hooked on the mind-baffling affordability of the culinary treasure that is Chinatown. Tonight, we hit up the East Village.

I ordered the Seafood Curry - a beautiful mound of fried rice (with egg and scallion) surrounded by a pool of delicious curry sauce swimming with squid, shrimp, and fish and then topped with a healthy amount of crab meat. GLORIOUS!!!! Japanese comfort food at its' best.

Of course I also had to make a pit stop at Momofuku Milk Bar before heading home to check out their new softserve flavors - Carrot Cake, Cream Cheese Frosting, and Red Velvet. I sampled the Cream Cheese Frosting and thought it tasted too similar to plain Vanilla. So I went with a cup of the Carrot Cake softserve sprinkled with cornflake clusters and happily trotted home.

When I got back to my apartment, however, something HAUNTED ME. And it lurked in the bag that K had handed me when we were at Menkui Tei. K had made some blueberry butter mochi bars and kindly gave me a few to sample. Despite having just eaten enough to feed the island of Kauai, I just HAD to try one before the night was over. I heated them up and the smell of deliciousness (probably butter?) wafted through the air. MMM they were so YAMMY!!!!! The mochi gives the cake a slightly gelatinous and chewy texture that is extremely ADDICTIVE. Majorly impressed. I will post the recipe if I can ever weasel it out of K.
Friday:
CasaSo when I tell people the cross streets of my apartment, many of them ask if I have ever been to Casa, a Brazilian restaurant a few blocks away. When I regretfully inform them of the ugly truth (no, I have never been to Casa) they immediately pull up the Opentable application on their smartphones and ask if I need help making reservations and proceed to gush about the food for 3-4 minutes. Duly noted.

When the opportunity for a meal with my girls arose, Casa was the first restaurant that came to mind. The passion fruit caipirinhas are sweet and tart and get you geared up for a fun night on the town. (Please excuse the horrendousness that is my HAIR. I KNOW. This situation is one of my top priorities this week.)

Whenever I eat Brazilian food I always ask for an order of Pao de Queijo - or what I lovingly refer to as "cheesy bread." The Brazilians do cheesy bread SOOOOO fantastically well. This soft circular ball is moist and doughy and chewy on the inside. If I could wrap myself in something on a bad day, it would be within the confines of this magical sphere of carbs.


There was no question that I would be ordering the Camarao na Moranga. I mean...it's a kobacha squash carved out and used as a serving bowl for its own puree with shrimp and Brazilian catupiry (which is a cream cheese). OMG, was this DELICIOUS!?!? I liken this dish to the Brazilian version of Japanese curry as it is a thick sauce/gravy and protein that is that is served over rice. The thick puree is like a butternut squash soup but slightly richer in flavor. Casa sure didn't skimp out on the shrimp either!!! Loved, loved, loved. VIVA BRASILIA.
Saturday: Soy Cafe (not pictured) +
BhojanI tried another crepe at Soy Cafe for lunch - one with soy ham, soy cheese, tomato, and basil. Note to self to never use soy cheese in a crepe again.
Later that night, we went to Bhojan - a new vegetarian Indian joint in Murray Hill. What makes Bhojan stand out in the row of Indian restaurants on Curry Hill is the fact that it doesn't REEK of Indian food. The worst part about eating Indian food is that your hair and sweater will probably smell like a kati roll for the following three days. Not the case at Bhojan!! It is also super clean and snazzy looking inside. We decided to go with the thalis (set meals) - there are three to choose from: Ashram Thali (the "light and healthy" option that does not use onions or garlic), Gujurati Thali, and the Maa Ki Punjabi Thali.

With your Gujurati Thali you get a salad, starter, 2 entrees (I got an eggplant mush one and an okra and potato mush one), gujurati kadhi (the creamy looking soup), daal (chickpea mush), raita (yummy yogurt dip thing), papad (type of bread), chutney, achar, breads, rice, and dessert (sweet milk looking dessert). I really enjoyed my meal and was thankful that we didn't end up at an Indian buffet where I would have no sense of self-control. The thali is a great way to experience a variety of Indian dishes in reasonable portions. Among all of the little bowls of food, there has to be SOMETHING you take a liking to. I pretty much ate everything except for the milky/soupy looking concoctions, as they were a bit too sweet for my liking. I was with a friend who grew up in India and he said the food was all very authentic.
Sunday:
Commerce +
Shake ShackCommerce Restaurant is located in a cute little enclave/dead-end in West Village. Although it claims to be a "contemporary American" restaurant, the brunch menu featured several Israeli dishes. Quite interesting!!

We started with an order of the Cinnamon Rolls. Commerce's version is a lot neater and refined than a Cinnabon. Despite the fact that it was still tasty, I kind of didn't vibe with the laced-up version.

I chose the Israeli Working Man's Breakfast - which is a fresh, warm, homemade pita bread topped with hummus, scrambled eggs, and an Israeli salad. A very simple dish that served its function to fill my tummy but did nothing to wow me - but what could I really have expected from a working man's meal?

Before enjoying the rest of the day in Central Park, we took a side step into a flea market in the Upper West Side. ERMMM...WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!!?!? A $375 vintage milk shake mixer?!?!!? I NEED THIS.

And of course, the flea market was located conveniently across the street from Shake Shack so we had to get our milkshake fix. I ordered a vanilla custard milk shake with peanut butter sauce and bananas. This was donzo before I even finished walking the 3 blocks and 1 avenue over to Central Park.
So, there you have it. Are you not surprised I am going to eat nothing but PICKLES for the rest of the week!?!?! I will say, however, how incredible it is that I can live everyday eating something different and/or trying something new. New York is such an amazing city and I am thankful that I can enjoy it, one bite at a time.