Friday, March 20, 2009

IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE??!?!?!

UHHMMMM. DUB-TEE-EFF. Can someone please tell me why the lady that was ringing me up for my salad tonight pointed at a copy of today's NY Daily News and started laughing and saying "HAHAHA. It looks like you." !?!?!?!?

I got confused and said, "What??"

"IT LOOKS LIKE YOU."

I glanced down at the paper and saw she was pointing at a TREACHEROUS picture of Ruth Madoff.

*jaw drops*

"The glasses. It looks like you."

I WASN'T WEARING GLASSES.

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